We are waiting for the new year soon. Cool New Year's statuses! Statuses and quotes about the New Year are short

The brightest and most emotional winter holidays will begin very soon. During this period, everyone wants to surround themselves and loved ones with a special fabulous atmosphere, as well as cheer up friends on social networks by posting funny New Year 2020 statuses for VK and Odnoklassniki.

Now, the account settings in public portals allow you to decorate your page with meaning: themed photos and a beautiful background image in the style of the New Year. But nothing can make it more lively and interesting than cool statuses.

Every social media user knows that short sayings written by the owner of the page occupy a special place. They are in a central location, moreover, all friends receive notifications about their change. They are also automatically placed in the event feed. Therefore, if you want to congratulate all subscribers on the New Year holidays in one fell swoop or just write what you think about, then change the status and be sure that everyone will see it!

Now you don’t need to rack your brains and come up with original statuses. They have a huge trailer and a small cart on the Internet. We have selected the best short sayings that are perfect for any New Year's page.

To give mood to yourself and your loved ones, we recommend paying attention to humorous statements with meaning that can be safely used as a cool New Year's status:

• “Dear Santa Claus, I am on a diet, so I can’t have sweets. Come, please, a box of semi-sweet!
• “If you want everything to be fine in the New Year, put a bar of chocolate under your pillow and on January 1 you will have everything “in chocolate”!”;
• “So the New Year has come, and I’m still ashamed of the past!”;
• "Don't expect miracles from the New Year, wonder yourself!";
• "The most inexplicable magic of the New Year is the disappearance of money from the wallet";
• "If you" came off your heart "at the New Year's corporate party, then you will definitely start the New Year with a search for a new job";
• “Only he will remember the New Year who does not smoke or drink!”;
• “There is no tastier drink on January 1st than cucumber pickle”;
• “In the New Year, the doors to a new life open for many, but, unfortunately, not everyone will be able to get into them”;
• “The longest night of the year begins on December 31st, and ends on December 14th”;
• "Dear Santa Claus! Last time my letter didn't reach you, or I misspelled the word "Ferrari" in it.

Cool and funny statuses about the New Year

To cheer up yourself and your subscribers, we recommend paying attention to humorous statements in prose. Among the many short messages, we chose the most interesting in our opinion:

• Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, so it’s better to send a box of semi-sweet!
• If you want everything to be fine with you, then put chocolate under your pillow for the New Year. In the morning EVERYTHING will be in chocolate.
• The New Year is approaching, and I am still ashamed of the past.
  The most inexplicable magic of the New Year is the speed at which money disappears from the wallet
• With the advent of the New Year, doors to a better life open for everyone, but, unfortunately, not everyone is able to get into them.
• Don't expect miracles for the New Year! Wonder!
• If you had a good New Year's corporate party, then you will start the new year by looking for a new job!
• Only he will remember the New Year who does not smoke or drink!
• What is the worst thing for a woman after the New Year holidays? - Get on the scale!
• There is no tastier drink on January 1 than cool water!
• Boys' childhood ends when they want their wishes to be fulfilled not by Santa Claus, but by the Snow Maiden.
• Dear Santa Claus! I've been a very good boy all year, so please give me a gift to some bad girl.
• Dear Santa Claus! I've been good all year. Can I at least behave badly on New Year's Eve?
• I wish everyone in the coming New Year not to click through their happiness with a mouse!
• What to give you for the New Year? - Give whatever you want! The most important thing is that it should be touch-sensitive and with headphones.
• Childhood is when you wait for the new year, you wait ... you wait, you wait ... and at half past twelve you pass out.
• Father Frost! Make sure you don't tease me. Vova Kakashkin. 7 years.
• Do not forget on December 31 at 23:55 to leave the Contact and celebrate the New Year.

Beautiful congratulations in verse

This small selection contains wishes for friends. New Year's poems are perfect for those who want to congratulate their subscribers in an original way:

I wish you health
In the nineteenth year!
For happiness to come
Generous to every family!

Be happy friends!
May the Rat help you!
Scratch your ear gently
Become a true friend!

If you scratch the belly of our White Rat,
And the desire to guess - quickly, without hesitation,
That, of course, it will come true with a vengeance.
Good luck is destined for a whole year with you!

May the Year of the Rat bring good luck
All difficult tasks will be solved,
And shower like rain
Gold and silver!

On soft snow flies on skis
To you careless, young New Year.
Let luck become closer in life
Bring prosperity and fun!

Fun, joy, success,
Soul toasts, songs, laughter,
Kindness, like stars under the sky,
In short, Happy New Year to all of you!

Happy New Year, I congratulate you
May every hour be happy
May fate smile sweetly at you
And all your dreams - let them come true.

May the New Year be happy
Quietly wakes you up in the morning
Magic will open doors
Wake up all dreams and faith
Gives you hope again
Also joy and love.

Let the year not be stingy
For fun, happiness, laughter,
Prosperity will knock on the house,
Awaits success in any business.

May New Year's dreams come true
Grievances will forever be forgotten
And let it happen
Everything you dream of today!

New Year's statuses 2020 with meaning

And finally, I would like to add a few more beautiful sayings about a wonderful holiday:

• As we get older, the New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want for the New Year can't be bought with money.
• I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the Christmas tree on New Year's Eve - happiness in the house, love in the family, health to loved ones.
• On the eve of the New Year, I want to wish all friends and family magic and a miracle, just like in childhood, when the parents' house smelled of pine needles, sweets and tangerines. When each Christmas toy seemed like a small world with its own New Year's fairy tale.

New Year's aphorisms and quotes

One of the most popular statuses on social networks are aphorisms. Catch phrases are able to stand out among the general mass of various statements with their wit and originality. Also, some of them are written in a humorous spirit, so they will cheer up even phlegmatic and melancholy people:

• Dear santa claus! All I want for New Year's is your list of girls who have misbehaved.
• The new year is always better than the old one, but not always for you.
• I read so much about the dangers of alcohol and smoking that I decided to quit on New Year's Eve. Read.
• To adequately celebrate the New Year, you need to rehearse for a long time, and you can start today.
• If you want your children to celebrate the New Year at home, go to visit.
• December 31 is the day when the Calendar comes off in full!
• On New Year's Eve, fifty people and fourteen snowmen were brought to the sobering-up station. The cause of the police error is being investigated.
• How you celebrate the New Year, so you need it!
• The beginning of January for Russians coincides with the beginning of the month "drabadan".
• No matter how much Santa Claus poi, he will not forget his bag.
• Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a control shot in the liver!
• There is no sadder story in the world than the New Year and the thought of a diet.
• Again comes the year of the name of some regular cattle ... and so I wanted to live like a human being!
• The celebration of the New Year is a joyless farewell to old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones.
• May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve ... And God forbid that you are at home at this moment.

I want to kiss you on December 31 at 23:59 and January 1 at 00:01. It will be a perfect end to 2011 and an amazing start to 2012.

New Year is when, in addition to empty mugs, the peel from tangerines begins to accumulate at the computer.

Oh, how much New Year's fuss. But all this ... just because of one! seconds! :)

[] The clairvoyant will bring back the New Year from a photograph.

The new year has passed, but the head is gone :)

Dear Santa Claus, I want for the New Year your list of boys who misbehaved.

I want snow, I want the New Year, I want tangerines, the smell of a Christmas tree... I want it like in childhood, little one... And a feeling of happiness...

May your life be like champagne in the New Year 2012 - beautiful, light, exciting and overflowing!

In the New Year 2012 I wish: 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 366 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love and 31536000 seconds of pleasant moments!

Tangerines are on the move, which means the new year is coming soon!

Who does not smoke and does not drink, he will remember the New Year!!!

Youth is when you no longer believe that Santa Claus will come to you on New Year's Eve, but you still hope that the Snow Maiden will come to you!

In the New Year, everything comes true, even what cannot be sold at other times.

The New Year is coming soon - and I have only two wishes... it's snow... and you, next to me...

New Year's mood is when I'm glad to see even those who made a mistake by the door.

Wishing you the happiest new year imaginable! Let it be so new and successful that you yourself will be surprised!

And I hope that this New Year there will be many beautiful young Santa Clauses :)))) and at least not many sober ones ...

The new year is always better than the old one, but not always for you.

And only Christmas trees hate the New Year ....

I want to quickly New Year .... To go out at midnight exactly, look at the sky ...
And catching the snow with your lips to realize... life goes on...

I wonder if anyone thought of me for the New Year? :)

The optimist stays up until midnight to see the coming of the New Year. The pessimist stays up to make sure the Old Year is over.

You can celebrate the New Year, or you can not meet it, it will come anyway!

I want New Year! I want to make a wish! One single! I do not need anything else!

So the new year has come, and everything remains the same .... ((

It is a pity that the New Year comes at a time when getting a Christmas tree is a rather serious problem.

What an amazing country Russia is: they begin to celebrate the New Year somewhere in the Far East, and end up somewhere under the table.

Friends... let's start preparing the liver for the New Year together!

I want you, I love you, well, when you come... New Year!

The New Year will go according to plan: in the morning I make Olivier, in the afternoon I will watch The Irony of Fate, then I will remember that I need to iron the dress, and the rest of the time I will look at the clock and wait 12 hours.

The New Year is rushing towards us, soon everything will happen, it will come true, what we dream about and we will have fun !!!

I already know what wish I will make for the New Year ... So that the neighbors, damn it, karaoke is broken ...

If you make a wish on New Year's Eve, it will certainly come true! The only negative is that at this time it is difficult to formulate it.

They say that the way you celebrate the New Year is the way you will spend it. Now I think, what am I now, I won’t remember for a whole year?

You celebrate the new year with an artificial Christmas tree - you will spend the whole year with an inflatable woman ...

New Year's weather, pre-holiday fuss, snow outside the windows, today we decided to wait for a miracle together.

The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me ... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it ... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick ..

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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020 everyone: Real happiness, pure love, good health and success in everything!!!

Tangerines went into action, so soon the new year

I so want, as in childhood, to believe in a New Year's fairy tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait for a miracle on New Year's Eve ...

I wish everyone in the coming New Year not to click through their happiness with a mouse. People, let's talk in real life, it's more interesting!

People, why are you so sad? Cool! December! Winter! Funny! New Years is soon!

New Year will be held on "Hurrah" !!!

The year has changed on Earth! The country falls into an olivier

Nothing dilutes the brain like New Year's TV.

Promotion! Buy for the new year in our supermarket, and you will get a spare liver and a second stomach for free!

If you want to feel like a star - sit on the Christmas tree!

Santa Claus comes to normal children, and Wasserman comes to nerds.

Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, so send me a box of semi-sweet ones!

If you see a sober Santa Claus, then most likely it is Santa Claus

friends, let's get together, let's start preparing the liver for the new year!

Why is it always like this - you are waiting for the New Year, you are waiting, and March 8th, as always, will suddenly come ...

Statuses about the new year and love

I want it to snow in big, big flakes and it was warm outside, and I walk with him by the hand and I understand that my New Year's wish has come true!

I'm not asking you to guess. I'm just asking me to make a wish on the night of 31 to 1

I don't need gifts for the New Year! give me the days when I was happy with him ...

sad about the new year

everyone says "new year, new year"!!! but what's the point? still the current figure is larger! (((

And only Christmas trees hate the New Year.

Every New Year, you plan to celebrate especially, but it turns out a banal booze

If dad's beard hadn't been pinched by the door - I would probably still believe in Santa Claus!

You can celebrate the New Year or you can not meet it, it will come anyway !!!

Many people look forward to the new year for a fresh start with "old" habits.

Yes, parting before the new year is a good gift ...

Statuses about the old new year

Old New Year….!!! It's like a "smart fool" ... How GREAT and POWERFUL ... our Russian language ...

It is very difficult to explain to a foreigner what the Old New Year is.

Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a state of mind

We begin to celebrate the new year, and end with the meeting of the old

The new year is old, but they thump like a new one.

What a delight - Old New Year!

Meet the Old New Year! He brings so much joy!

So the old New Year knocked on the door, from pre-holiday troubles burst into the door!

According to the old calendar, today is the New Year, the past I thank, the coming one - without worries

We won’t sober up from the new year, and then the old one also came ...

And again the people are happy. Hello Old New Year!

So pour the Old New Year, honest people!

Make wishes for the Old New Year - they always come true!

The New Year crept up quietly, confusion in my head ... either the old one, or the new one ... if only it wasn’t bad

New Year's bells 😀

The video is old, but it's always nice to watch :)

Finally, the long-awaited time for the tangerine smell, discharged Christmas trees, good mood and new hopes for the future. In the turmoil of New Year's Eve, it is very important not to forget anything and have time to congratulate everyone. This will help you statuses about new year collected on our page. It is no secret that many users of social networks have dozens or even hundreds of friends and acquaintances as friends, each of whom I want to, but there is no time to congratulate. However, you can do this by setting the status on your page in the form New Year's greetings. Now everyone who visits it will read it and smile, accepting your sweet congratulations on the upcoming New Year. What can we offer you?

New Year's statuses

Here you will find a selection of the best New Year statuses:

• funny and romantic;
• O Santa Claus and about Snow Maiden;
• short and long;
• in verse and prose;
• about the new year and Christmas;
• universal and specifically about the year of the Snake;
• smart aphorisms about the New Year and funny sayings about its celebration.

The choice is so wide that every day you can delight the guests of your page by constantly changing statuses on it.

Winter statuses

Wishes in verse

What could be more wonderful than New Year's greetings in verse? Easy to read, uplifting, and most importantly - so much you can wish for! On our page you will find both romantic and funny new year poems, which can be set as a status or simply left on a friend's page as a congratulation.

Features of our site

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We want to give all users of social networks who have become guests of our site a great mood and the brightest, most colorful pages on these New Year's holidays. Original winter quotes and cheerful New Year's greetings chosen by you on our website will become a real festive decoration of your page in any network. We hasten to congratulate everyone on the upcoming New Year!

The seconds before the chimes on New Year's Eve are always very exciting, we make wishes and believe that they will come true. Seasoned with subtle humor and sincere wishes, beautiful statuses about the New Year will help you congratulate your friends and loved ones. Either short or long - beautiful New Year's statuses with meaning, posted a few moments before the holiday on your VK or Odnoklassniki page, will seem truly sincere to everyone.

For the New Year I will make it a present… for my birthday I will make it a present… for Christmas I will make it a present. I will get all the magical evil spirits with my desires, but they will drag IT to me!

May the wish made under the New Year's chimes be fulfilled. And the New Year will bring a sea of ​​new experiences, interesting acquaintances, useful knowledge and grandiose plans. Wish each other happiness while sitting at the festive table! May real miracles happen in your life on New Year's Eve!

I hope that the New Year will welcome me cordially, give me hopes, plans, save me from enemies, unnecessary worries and human envy ... In general, I believe in miracles for a year in a row!))

The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me ... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it ... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick ..

How much New Year's fuss. And all this…..only because of one!!! seconds!!

I want to kiss you on December 31 at 23.59 and January 1 at 00.01… It will be the perfect end to the old and an amazing start to the new year!

When the door to a new happy life opens in the New Year, do not crowd. Get on your knees and crawl towards your happiness!

Santa Claus exists, I know for sure. I see it in the eyes of my little son, who wishes health and happiness for his family, confident that this will certainly come true! I can't let him down...

New Year's Eve is an amazing, fabulous, enchanting night when miracles happen and the most cherished desires and dreams come true. So let this wonderful night fulfill all your desires!

Soon the New Year - I have only two wishes .... snow…. and you are near...

Everything froze in anticipation of a fairy tale, the snow sparkles with all the colors outside the window and, holding your breath, you wait for the clock to start counting down to a new life.

I want the New Year to be not like that one, but to be truly new, a new beginning in my life ...

I ask you, Santa Claus, let there be no tears in the New Year. Let the war end, let the wall fall between people that life has built and the one who is only waiting for this benefit ...

I have already grown up and I know that Santa Claus does not exist. Which does not prevent me from making wishes for the New Year and believing in miracles.

Do you want to be a child? ... Snow, a blizzard outside, and you, wrapped in a jacket, are driven on a sled ... with full packages of sweets and tangerines on your knees ...

When making plans for the coming year, we always hope for the best, dream, make wishes. I would like to wish that everything that you wished and wished for the New Year came true! So that you and your loved ones are healthy and happy, that good luck accompanies you in business, that love surrounds and fills you and your home.

I want Grandfather Frost to put three gifts under the Christmas tree for the New Year - happiness in the house, love in the family, and health to relatives.

In my letter to Santa Claus, I put a hundred dollars, otherwise he always doesn’t have enough for what I thought of and gives him what has been lying around since last year.

With a quiet step, slowly, only with rustling wings, with a red crest, the New Year is sneaking up to us without worries!

Winter was created in order to be in white colors, so that it would be possible to start your life from a white sheet.

They say New Year's Eve is the night of wish fulfillment. I wished that all people become happy on the whole planet. I am sure that this will certainly come true. Happy New Year!

In the New Year, every time I want to flip the page forward and think that from now on, the books will only have an interesting plot and not a single crumpled or torn-out sheet ...

The best gift for the New Year is when your loved ones are with you, everyone is healthy and joyful, and there are many, many happy moments ahead of you together.

It doesn’t matter that it’s raining, snowing, a blizzard or a blizzard outside the window. The main thing is to always be warm in the heart, which is what I wish you in this coming year!